99 THOUGHTS WHILST WATCHING CLUELESS

1. YAY CLUELESS! I haven't watched this in so long. I'm hyped!
2. I wanna be a kid in America.
3. Damn Cher & her thick, luscious hair while I'm stuck with my thin lil mop.
4. Seriously though, why are computerised wardrobes not a thing yet?! It's 2016, come on! 
5. Lucy the maid cracks me up. 
6. Cher's dad gets her a Jeep - mine got me a Toyota Yaris.
7. Alright so Dionne lives in bloody castle.
8. "She's my friend because we both know what it's like to have people be jealous of us."  
9. Dionne & Cher have a handshake - why don't me & my bezzie have a handshake?
10. Is a hat like Dionne's acceptable anywhere other than Ascot? 
11. Matching best friend tartan should be more of a thing.                                                                
    
      
12. Murray! Yes Donald Faison, such a great cameo.
13. Did Dee slap him with a cheap hair braid? Yes, yes she did
14. OH no you didn't Donald. time of the month                                                                                
     
15. "Ugh as if!" Classic.                                                                                                                     
    
     
16. Debating with a piece of gum on her finger. Classy Cher
17. Amber, you sasspot                                                                                                                      
    
18. Okay Cher also lives in a castle.
19. Her mum died during a "a fluke accident during a routine liposuction" Well that sets the tone for this movie
20. Love this Madonna look.                                                                                                              
     
21. Hey, Paul Rudd! I wonder if he's embarrassed by this now he's a big ol' star
22. Cher stop eating vegetables please while I'm sat here eating a whole tube of Pringle, succumbing to my inner whale
23. Clueless proved to me that shopping will always make you feel better
24. Best line of the whole film:                                                                                                          
     
25. I saw Cher Horowitz wearing a black beret & knee high socks so I bought a black beret & knee high socks                                                                                                                             
     
26. "Tardies" - what an odd word for being late
27. "Surfing the Crimson wave" - what a Californian way of discussing periods
28.  Marky Mark. Why isn't he modelling anymore?
29. Cher a handful of M&M's does not make you a heffer. *A whole tub of Pringles does though Hannah so put them down!*
30. Okay Mr Hall and Miss Geist are adorable
31. Why didn't my school PE kits look like this? No, instead I had blue lycra shorts & an off-white polo that went bobbly after every wash
32. BURNNN!                                                                                                                                    
     
33. Oh my god Brittany Murphy. RIP you babe.
34. Having watched this film so many times as a kid, I've only just picked up what Tai meant by "herbal refreshment" and why she was so shocked when Dee said they have coke...
35. Jesus someone get Travis to wash his hair.
36. Wait these girls are meant to be 15/16? AS IF!
37. Why is it so aesthetically pleasing to watch Tai's red hair dye run through the bath?
38. REVOLVING WARDROBE!
39. Tai is so cute                                                                                                                                 
        
40. I want her curly hair
41. Did the stylist that did Amber's hair go on to work on the Grinch? Serious Cindy-Lou vibes     
     
42. Is it just me or does Elton look about 30?                                                                                  
43. Travis you adorable buffoon
44. Why did I never notice that they smoke weed in this before?
45. Is Suck & Blow actually a thing? Like actually a game? Good Lord...
46. They've been at that party for less than 5 mins & Murray's shaving his head. How does that even come about?!                                                                                                                        
     
47. Whatever happened to the term "da bomb"?
48. HA! Knocked out by a flying shoe!
49. Why are they taking the snowman decoration home?
50. Eurgh Elton, you big 30-year old perv
51. Kick him in the nuts Cher!
52. Matching your bag to your coat - how retro
53. The robber just reminds me of my boyfriend when I try to talk fashion with him...                    
     
54. Josh's girlfriend is the worst
55. YAS Cher, school that bitch on Hamlet                                                                                  
56. "It's my hips isn't it?" Every girls fear
57. Again, these girls are 15/16 so why is it such a big deal she's a virgin?!
58. "Hymenally challenged" Dead                                                                                                      
     
59. I'm with Cher, so glad the 90's fashion trend isn't back for guys                                                  
     
60. "Nice stems" - interesting way to compliment someone's legs
61. Where did Cher put those flowers all day at school?
62. "Duchess" - where else have I heard that term? Oh yeah...                                                           
     
63. Christian is a tad cocky. My dad would hate him too.
64. "I got a .45 & a shovel. I doubt anyone would miss you" Go on Mr Horowitz
65. Someone smack the sunglasses of Christian's face. You're indoors you pleb.
66. Cher, you're so eloquent
67. Oh no it's cringe, it's so cringe. He's so gay
68. So moving on from the 15/16 year old travesty, let's move on to the fact Cher & Josh are step-siblings...
69. "When a boy comes you should always have something baking" life lessons
70. Oh god it's so awkward.                                                                                                               
     
71. He's SO obviously gay
72. Oop, she's on the floor
73. Oh no he's leaving, poor girl, that look of rejection is heartbreaking
74. Yes Murray, dropping the truth.
75. "Totally buggin'"
76. Who the hell dangles a girl upside down in a mall? Such a random scene
77. Oh how our heroine has fallen. Don't worry Cher I failed my driving test first time round too.
78. Tai & Elton were never even dating - why has she got a memory box for him?
79. To be fair, I'd be freaked out if my friend asked me to set her up with my brother
80. Ooooh damn Tai, you bitch                                                                                                           
     
81. On a more serious note though, I'm loving Cher's outfit here. I need a longline sheer shirt in my life
82. Guys they're related. Okay, not blood but still.
83. Are we seriously having a movie montage of cute moments between a step-brother & step-sister?
84. Perfectly timed fountain. Props for production team there                                                          
    
     
85. N'aww cute father daughter bonding.                                                                                            
     
86. I might go give my dad a hug...
87. REVOLVING WARDROBE!
88. I take back the comment about Travis' hair, he's a'ite,
89. Josh should have hit that lawyer.
90. He called her beautiful!
91. Oh Jesus it's awkward
92. Are they gonna kiss? Like I know it's coming but...
93. They're gonna kiss
94. They're kissing. It's official. She's kissing her step-brother.                                                         
     
95. Aww Mr & Mrs Hall, QT's
96. Obsessing over the flowers in Dee's hair                                                                                      
     
97. Yes Cher, knock Amber to the floor, fight for that bouquet!
98. Aww, don't you all just love a happy ending?!
99. Wait, serious unanswered question - what did Cher's Dad think about her new relationship...?                                                                                                                                                      Hannah Russell x      
    @fashionfancyidiot 

BUFFY THE SLAY QUEEN

Once upon a time, when I was about 8/9 years old, we had a fancy dress day at my primary school & I choose to go as Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Complete with a crucifix & an photo of Angel tucked into my pocket, I felt totally badass. So badass that I even kicked a boy in the nuts for making me jump (it was the first time I was sent to stand at the railings for all of lunch, a weird form of detention).

This Thursday marked the 19th anniversary of the show & I don't know about you but although it's been 13 years since the final episode, I'm still mourning the loss of the preppy heroine! Buffy Summers was someone I idolized, proving that the lil blonde girl doesn't always have to be the damsel in distress. Buffy would never be the first to die in a horror film, she'd be too busy destroying the monster & his entire clan too. While still looking super cute. She literally SLAYS. 

We can't forget the other characters though - remember Giles? The sweet father figure who lived to protect Buffy. Or how about Willow the witch? Not forgetting my personal favourite: Spike. Oh Spike, with your beautiful peroxide curls & killer cheekbones. He's like an evil Billy Idol. As much as the love between Buffy & Angel was adorable, I always held a flame for this badboy. Everyone loves an underdog & Spike's unrequited love was definitely enough to make my heart melt. It also helps that he's perpetually British & sarcastic too.

Thinking back, there was a whole lotta love in this show. Spike for Buffy. Dawn for Spike. Willow for Tara. That was pretty hard hitting right? I don't remember a lot of 90's teen shows that took on the subject of lesbian love affairs so beautifully. Although full of high browed demons, Buffy the Vampire Slayer was real. It portrayed some hard-hitting life issues but through a fantasy viewpoint, making it the perfect series to grow up with (although I won't lie, some of the monsters did give me nightmares - just google 'The Gentlemen' & you'll see).

Check out some of my favourite Buffy moments below then head over to Netflix to get your Sunnydale fix! 

Hannah Russell x
@fashionfancyidiot

WOMAN CRUSH WEDNESDAY: ISABEL HENDRIX

ISABEL HENDRIX

Fashion blogger, plus-sized model, vintage clothing vendor - Isabel Hendrix must have one pretty impressive CV! The minute I laid eyes on this brightly-coloured cutie, I knew it was social media love. Her impressive wardrobe is certainly enviable but more importantly, its Isabel’s positivity & body confidence that sets her apart from the crowd.

Never one to blend in, Ms Hendrix’s Instagram is a portfolio of fun, showcasing an array of figure hugging miniskirts & crop tops. Her signature style is so playful, so true to herself & unafraid of what many expect in the fashion world, making her somewhat of a rebel & probably a top reason as to why I adore her so. I wish I looked half as good as this beauty, breaking all the rules. Her clothing site, Tunnel Vision (@tunnelvision) is equally as fabulous, full to the brim of technicolour goodness & somewhere I can easily splurge far too much money – thank god for worldwide shipping! 

In a world where girls are often being told that skinny is beautiful & perfection is something to strive towards, this babe is promoting a different angle & hitting the nail on the head. In an interview with Golden Boy Press, Isabel said she just wanted to “see the world become a better place, a more equal place, a more loving place.” Couldn’t have said it better myself. Using the internet to inspire, she’s fast becoming a true icon for everyone to look up to, not just females. I know a fair share of guys who could work on their self-love too!

If you’re a fan of sartorial risk taking, take a looksee at our favourite shots below & get yourself over to @isabel_hendrix on Instagram to lose yourself in her rainbow world.

Hannah Russell x

@fashionfancyidiot

INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY

#PLEDGEFORPARITY

March 8th. Without googling, do you know why tomorrows date's important? No? Thought so. I guess it is slightly overshadowed by Mother's Day however if you have a set of ovaries & enjoy girl power you should definitely make yourself familiar with March 8th.

It is International Women's Day after all.

This global celebration has been going since the early 1900's, powering some influential marches & protests, campaigning great change for us ladyfolk. It's a day to celebrate all we've offered & achieved & also to stand up & fight for what we deserve - equality. 'Cause women are inspirational. We do some amazing things such as multi-tasking, dealing with menstrual cramps & oh yeah, we can grow tiny humans inside our stomachs - I'd like to see a guy give that one a go! 

All around the world there are events being held tomorrow in support of this wondrous day, including a festival in Palestine & a march through New Delhi. If you haven't heard of the @CreamSodaGirlz, check them out as they're hosting an event in London. Their BOSSY night is set to be big. plus the pink perfection that is Snoochie Shy, who's 1/5 Confetti Crowd, is part of this collective. To find a local event in your area, visit the IWD website here. While you're there, make sure to Pledge for Parity too, in order to help out with this gender equality debacle.

I'm sure you can all have your own lady-love's that you look up to, whether that's your Mum or a celeb, but here's 10 fab females we love & sticking to true Sassy World style, they're all connected to our fav decade - the 90s.

1. Helen Fielding - Author & creator of Bridget Jones, 1996. Thank you for creating a fictional character we can all relate to.

2. Bjork - Singer of 'It's Oh So Quiet' in 1995. Icelandic risk taker & boundary pusher.

3. Charlotte Pickles - Businesswoman & mother on the Rugrats, 1991-2003. Proving you can juggle work & family.

4. Mae Jemison - First African-American woman to travel space, 1992. One great leap for womankind

5. Donatella Versace - Creative Director of Versace, 1997. People speculated she couldn't do it...pfft!

6. Dame Stella Rimington - First female general director of MI5, 1992. The real life M from James Bond.

7.  Spice Girls - Girl band, 1994. Girl power by the bucket load.

8. Ab Fab's Eddie & Patsy - Vodka drinking, chain smoking TV duo, 1992. Changing the face of comedy TV forever.

9. Gwen Stefani - General awesome singer throughout the 90's. Portraying flamboyant fashion & a powerhouse voice.

10. Drew Barrymore - Wild child movie star, 1993. Followed her own style & now fights for the LGBT community.

Hannah Russell x

@fashionfancyidiot

ROMY & MICHELE

Romy & Michele's High School Reunion is one of those absolute cult classics for me. When my sister first introduced me to it, I was immediately in awe of the 2 hilariously embarrassing, yet real fashionista's.

To give you a little background, while on a mission to their school's 10 year reunion, BFF's Romy & Michele go on a last ditch attempt to become successful, well-rounded females. This involves the true to life struggles of finding jobs, finding men & losing weight. I'm pretty sure these are things we're all familiar with but the true beauty of this film is that it teaches us to throw all that rubbish out the window. Screw trying to please people, particularly men & malicious high school bullies.

In every school there will always be the "popular" girls who just need a face wipe & a slap, & there will always be the heart throb who ruins the Prince Charming persona that Disney's fought so hard to create. However, if Romy & Michele can overcome their critics in all their feather-trimmed, metallic goodness then so can we ladies!

Although the screenplay has it's moments of being wildly far-fetched (& endlessly quoteable), this is really just about 2 gal pals sticking together & being true to themselves, something we need more of in this world. Female empowerment shouldn't be mocked, it should be encouraged. As should business woman special's & interpretive dance to Cyndi Lauper.

See our fave fashion moments from the film below <3

Hannah Russell x
@fashionfancyidiot

WOMAN CRUSH WEDNESDAY: BADDIEWINKLE

Helen Ruth Van Winkle – this probably isn’t a name you instantly recognise but that's because this mega-babe is more widely renowned for being the one & only, Baddie Winkle. With the help of her great-granddaughter Kennedy (@psychicbabe) this 87 year old minx shot to internet stardom last year for being 100% badass, identified by psychedelic tee’s emblazoned with sassy slogans & marijuana leaves.

I never thought that I could become so immensely jealous of an octogenarians wardrobe but just one look at Baddie’s Instagram & you’ll be consumed by the green-eyed monster too. There’s colour, there’s cleavage, there’s sequins. She can even be seeing sporting a dress with her own face painted on it. Safe to say this is one confident pensioner & rightly so! Who says that as you get older your life should be confined to that of itchy cardi’s & ankle length skirts? Who says you can't flash a bit of thigh past 50?

While writing this however, I couldn’t help but think of the backlash that a 20 something would get for this behaviour & outfit choices – someone like Miley Cyrus. Photographed together, it’s hard not to notice the similar characteristics but the judgement that Miley receives compared to the praise Baddie gets does seem slightly unfair. Oh society, when will you learn to allow & accept all forms of personal expression?

Following on from the huge success she’s found in 2015, I’m sure 2016 is set to be just as wild for Baddie. I truly do wish great things for her – having created this persona as a way of coping with her husband’s death, this fab lady truly deserves it. I’m personally hoping she creates her own clothing line because I would rock the hell out of it!  

For inspo on how to be babein' no matter what your age, have a look at my favourite Baddie moments below & check @baddiewinkle for more awesomeness.

Hannah Russell x
@fashionfancyidiot 

SASSY RAINBOW NAIL ART TUTORIAL

I've always loved doing my nails & after training as a beauty therapist, that love grew. I taught myself how to do nail art & now I'm going to teach Sassy World readers! This is one of my favourite designs as it's crazy colourful although it does take a steady hand, but if you've got the time & the patience then it's well worth it.

Here's what you'll need:

A nail file - Cuticle remover/oil - Cuticle pusher & cutters - Thin nail art brush - Cotton wool - Nail polish remover - Base & top coats - White nail polish - A selection of super sassy coloured nail polishes

1. Start by giving your nails a file so they're nice & even. TOP TIP - always file in 1 direction, not back & forth as this can cause breaks & damage

2. Rub a lil cuticle remover or oil onto your cuticles to help soften before pushing them back. I love CND CuticleAway which I get from a beauty suppliers but you can get it off Amazon too.

3. Once pushed back, carefully nip your cuticles away. Don't go too far down though or you'll end up cutting yourself & we don't want any booboo's here!

4. Apply a base coat to protect your nails from any staining. I like to use OPI Nail Envy to keep my claws nice & strong.

5. To make your colours look brighter, apply a coat of white nail polish - I used OPI's Alpine Snow. 

6. Now to the fun part, the colour!  Just dip your brush into the polish & wipe any excess off back into the bottle. I used some Rimmel 60 Seconds polishes in Libertine (pink), Double Decker Red, One Last Tango, Chin Up Buttercup, Wedge of Lime & Lovey Dovey (purple). You can buy nail art brushes super cheap on eBay or Amazon, but I got this cute floral set from my local Sally's.

7. Start your design by creating a thin, wavy line in the middle of your nail.

8. Follow this line with your next polish, working your way up towards your cuticle. Keep going with this, alternating colours each time & making sure to clean your brush in between each colour with the remover & cotton wool.

9. Now go ahead & work from the middle down until you reach your tip, following the lines you've already made.

10. Fill in the corners of your nails & paint along the edge of your nail tip too.

11. If you need to, go back & smooth/even out any of your lines to make 'em as straight as possible.

12. Wait for your coloured polish to dry then apply a top coat - I used OPI's Rapidry. 

13. Take a moment to stare loving at the sass you've just created on your fingertips.

Hannah Russell x

@fashionfancyidiot