99 THOUGHTS WHILST WATCHING CLUELESS

1. YAY CLUELESS! I haven't watched this in so long. I'm hyped!
2. I wanna be a kid in America.
3. Damn Cher & her thick, luscious hair while I'm stuck with my thin lil mop.
4. Seriously though, why are computerised wardrobes not a thing yet?! It's 2016, come on! 
5. Lucy the maid cracks me up. 
6. Cher's dad gets her a Jeep - mine got me a Toyota Yaris.
7. Alright so Dionne lives in bloody castle.
8. "She's my friend because we both know what it's like to have people be jealous of us."  
9. Dionne & Cher have a handshake - why don't me & my bezzie have a handshake?
10. Is a hat like Dionne's acceptable anywhere other than Ascot? 
11. Matching best friend tartan should be more of a thing.                                                                
    
      
12. Murray! Yes Donald Faison, such a great cameo.
13. Did Dee slap him with a cheap hair braid? Yes, yes she did
14. OH no you didn't Donald. time of the month                                                                                
     
15. "Ugh as if!" Classic.                                                                                                                     
    
     
16. Debating with a piece of gum on her finger. Classy Cher
17. Amber, you sasspot                                                                                                                      
    
18. Okay Cher also lives in a castle.
19. Her mum died during a "a fluke accident during a routine liposuction" Well that sets the tone for this movie
20. Love this Madonna look.                                                                                                              
     
21. Hey, Paul Rudd! I wonder if he's embarrassed by this now he's a big ol' star
22. Cher stop eating vegetables please while I'm sat here eating a whole tube of Pringle, succumbing to my inner whale
23. Clueless proved to me that shopping will always make you feel better
24. Best line of the whole film:                                                                                                          
     
25. I saw Cher Horowitz wearing a black beret & knee high socks so I bought a black beret & knee high socks                                                                                                                             
     
26. "Tardies" - what an odd word for being late
27. "Surfing the Crimson wave" - what a Californian way of discussing periods
28.  Marky Mark. Why isn't he modelling anymore?
29. Cher a handful of M&M's does not make you a heffer. *A whole tub of Pringles does though Hannah so put them down!*
30. Okay Mr Hall and Miss Geist are adorable
31. Why didn't my school PE kits look like this? No, instead I had blue lycra shorts & an off-white polo that went bobbly after every wash
32. BURNNN!                                                                                                                                    
     
33. Oh my god Brittany Murphy. RIP you babe.
34. Having watched this film so many times as a kid, I've only just picked up what Tai meant by "herbal refreshment" and why she was so shocked when Dee said they have coke...
35. Jesus someone get Travis to wash his hair.
36. Wait these girls are meant to be 15/16? AS IF!
37. Why is it so aesthetically pleasing to watch Tai's red hair dye run through the bath?
38. REVOLVING WARDROBE!
39. Tai is so cute                                                                                                                                 
        
40. I want her curly hair
41. Did the stylist that did Amber's hair go on to work on the Grinch? Serious Cindy-Lou vibes     
     
42. Is it just me or does Elton look about 30?                                                                                  
43. Travis you adorable buffoon
44. Why did I never notice that they smoke weed in this before?
45. Is Suck & Blow actually a thing? Like actually a game? Good Lord...
46. They've been at that party for less than 5 mins & Murray's shaving his head. How does that even come about?!                                                                                                                        
     
47. Whatever happened to the term "da bomb"?
48. HA! Knocked out by a flying shoe!
49. Why are they taking the snowman decoration home?
50. Eurgh Elton, you big 30-year old perv
51. Kick him in the nuts Cher!
52. Matching your bag to your coat - how retro
53. The robber just reminds me of my boyfriend when I try to talk fashion with him...                    
     
54. Josh's girlfriend is the worst
55. YAS Cher, school that bitch on Hamlet                                                                                  
56. "It's my hips isn't it?" Every girls fear
57. Again, these girls are 15/16 so why is it such a big deal she's a virgin?!
58. "Hymenally challenged" Dead                                                                                                      
     
59. I'm with Cher, so glad the 90's fashion trend isn't back for guys                                                  
     
60. "Nice stems" - interesting way to compliment someone's legs
61. Where did Cher put those flowers all day at school?
62. "Duchess" - where else have I heard that term? Oh yeah...                                                           
     
63. Christian is a tad cocky. My dad would hate him too.
64. "I got a .45 & a shovel. I doubt anyone would miss you" Go on Mr Horowitz
65. Someone smack the sunglasses of Christian's face. You're indoors you pleb.
66. Cher, you're so eloquent
67. Oh no it's cringe, it's so cringe. He's so gay
68. So moving on from the 15/16 year old travesty, let's move on to the fact Cher & Josh are step-siblings...
69. "When a boy comes you should always have something baking" life lessons
70. Oh god it's so awkward.                                                                                                               
     
71. He's SO obviously gay
72. Oop, she's on the floor
73. Oh no he's leaving, poor girl, that look of rejection is heartbreaking
74. Yes Murray, dropping the truth.
75. "Totally buggin'"
76. Who the hell dangles a girl upside down in a mall? Such a random scene
77. Oh how our heroine has fallen. Don't worry Cher I failed my driving test first time round too.
78. Tai & Elton were never even dating - why has she got a memory box for him?
79. To be fair, I'd be freaked out if my friend asked me to set her up with my brother
80. Ooooh damn Tai, you bitch                                                                                                           
     
81. On a more serious note though, I'm loving Cher's outfit here. I need a longline sheer shirt in my life
82. Guys they're related. Okay, not blood but still.
83. Are we seriously having a movie montage of cute moments between a step-brother & step-sister?
84. Perfectly timed fountain. Props for production team there                                                          
    
     
85. N'aww cute father daughter bonding.                                                                                            
     
86. I might go give my dad a hug...
87. REVOLVING WARDROBE!
88. I take back the comment about Travis' hair, he's a'ite,
89. Josh should have hit that lawyer.
90. He called her beautiful!
91. Oh Jesus it's awkward
92. Are they gonna kiss? Like I know it's coming but...
93. They're gonna kiss
94. They're kissing. It's official. She's kissing her step-brother.                                                         
     
95. Aww Mr & Mrs Hall, QT's
96. Obsessing over the flowers in Dee's hair                                                                                      
     
97. Yes Cher, knock Amber to the floor, fight for that bouquet!
98. Aww, don't you all just love a happy ending?!
99. Wait, serious unanswered question - what did Cher's Dad think about her new relationship...?                                                                                                                                                      Hannah Russell x      
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